Friday, January 20, 2012

On the death penalty...

Me: 
I'm for it
but only if I'm the one deciding
I can't trust the rest of you goobers with that kind of power

Jon:
and i can't trust you
how about co-rulers?
if we can't agree, it doesn't die
if we do, it does
i mean
unless we both agree it doesn't
that would be awkward if we both agreed that it didn't die, but because it was unanimous it still did

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Jon is warmer than me

Me:
I COULD go buy a pair of pajama pants, or I could just kill him so I didn't have to live knowing that someone out there was so much comfortable'r than me

Sarah:
Or you could do the 2nd thing, then steal HIS pj pants. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone. Almost literally.



Me:
So while I freeze my balls off
literally
you're
lording
fuzzy
pajama pants
over me
Pretty sure that means I'm honor-bound to destroy you
 
Jon:
you can try
but the pajama pants will protect me
someone wearing pj pants
can't be harmed
by a normie