I COULD go buy a pair of pajama pants, or I could just kill him so I didn't have to live knowing that someone out there was so much comfortable'r than me
Or you could do the 2nd thing, then steal HIS pj pants. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone. Almost literally.
So while I freeze my balls offliterallyyou'relordingfuzzypajama pantsover mePretty sure that means I'm honor-bound to destroy you
you can trybut the pajama pants will protect mesomeone wearing pj pantscan't be harmedby a normie