Thursday, January 5, 2012

Jon is warmer than me

Me:
I COULD go buy a pair of pajama pants, or I could just kill him so I didn't have to live knowing that someone out there was so much comfortable'r than me

Sarah:
Or you could do the 2nd thing, then steal HIS pj pants. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone. Almost literally.



Me:
So while I freeze my balls off
literally
you're
lording
fuzzy
pajama pants
over me
Pretty sure that means I'm honor-bound to destroy you
 
Jon:
you can try
but the pajama pants will protect me
someone wearing pj pants
can't be harmed
by a normie

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