Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Magic Bleeds, Ilona Andrews

"Something potent and violent boiled inside me and I strained every nerve in my body to keep it on its chain. I could do this. I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen"

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Pathfinder, Orson Scott Card

"Rigg set the traps carefully, because he knew this was a test. Everything was a test. Or a lesson. Or a punishment from which he was supposed to learn a lesson, on which he would be tested later, and punished if he hand't learned it."

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Iron Kissed, Patricia Briggs

"If there was one thing I'd learned over the past few interesting (in the sense of the old Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times") months, it was that when things started to get dangerous, it was important to have people who knew as much as you did. That way, when I stupidly got myself killed--someone would have a starting place to look for my murderer."

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Every time...

Every time I see this, I instinctively look for a /like button to push. In real life. Every damn time!

Friday, January 20, 2012

On the death penalty...

Me: 
I'm for it
but only if I'm the one deciding
I can't trust the rest of you goobers with that kind of power

Jon:
and i can't trust you
how about co-rulers?
if we can't agree, it doesn't die
if we do, it does
i mean
unless we both agree it doesn't
that would be awkward if we both agreed that it didn't die, but because it was unanimous it still did

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Jon is warmer than me

Me:
I COULD go buy a pair of pajama pants, or I could just kill him so I didn't have to live knowing that someone out there was so much comfortable'r than me

Sarah:
Or you could do the 2nd thing, then steal HIS pj pants. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone. Almost literally.



Me:
So while I freeze my balls off
literally
you're
lording
fuzzy
pajama pants
over me
Pretty sure that means I'm honor-bound to destroy you
 
Jon:
you can try
but the pajama pants will protect me
someone wearing pj pants
can't be harmed
by a normie