Saturday, June 18, 2011

10 million outraged's!


since the show starts at 10 and I want to be there early, and I think we're
gonna look for a dinner place in Arlington, I think we should leave our place around 7

Me:
Yo mama eats dinner in Arlington

Jon:
nuh uh!

Me:
Sorry, I know hard truths can be utterly devastating, but there's no escaping this one

Jon:
its almost as devistating as your adoption. and lo, we are brothers in sadness...



Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Innocent victim betrayed by treacherous food ninja!

A certain innocent someone was minding his own business, eating his single bag of cookies, visiting a new orchestra for the first time. That innocent (and good looking, and super cool) hero of a human being watched his awesome-but-evil friend stock her hamster-pouch cheeks full of tasty intermission snacks, but otherwise thought nothing of it.

...Until 5 minutes later, when she'd -conveniently- run to the bathroom. Head of the new orchestra walked by and shot him this look, then stared pointedly behind him. He followed her glance:



I am supposed to pin MY crimes on hapless saps, not the other way around!

Saturday, June 4, 2011