Saturday, June 18, 2011

10 million outraged's!

since the show starts at 10 and I want to be there early, and I think we're
gonna look for a dinner place in Arlington, I think we should leave our place around 7

Yo mama eats dinner in Arlington

nuh uh!

Sorry, I know hard truths can be utterly devastating, but there's no escaping this one

its almost as devistating as your adoption. and lo, we are brothers in sadness...

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Innocent victim betrayed by treacherous food ninja!

A certain innocent someone was minding his own business, eating his single bag of cookies, visiting a new orchestra for the first time. That innocent (and good looking, and super cool) hero of a human being watched his awesome-but-evil friend stock her hamster-pouch cheeks full of tasty intermission snacks, but otherwise thought nothing of it.

...Until 5 minutes later, when she'd -conveniently- run to the bathroom. Head of the new orchestra walked by and shot him this look, then stared pointedly behind him. He followed her glance:

I am supposed to pin MY crimes on hapless saps, not the other way around!

Saturday, June 4, 2011