A certain innocent someone was minding his own business, eating his single bag of cookies, visiting a new orchestra for the first time. That innocent (and good looking, and super cool) hero of a human being watched his awesome-but-evil friend stock her hamster-pouch cheeks full of tasty intermission snacks, but otherwise thought nothing of it.
...Until 5 minutes later, when she'd -conveniently- run to the bathroom. Head of the new orchestra walked by and shot him this look, then stared pointedly behind him. He followed her glance:
I am supposed to pin MY crimes on hapless saps, not the other way around!